Music From Another Dimension

I once made a stern proclamation that New Kids on the Block was my favorite band of all time, so I have humbly learned to stop making such definitive statements.

This 1989ish publicity photo has so many awesome qualities. The photographer and stylist were obviously Ed Hardy douchebags ahead of their time. The only New Kid who might look at this without cringing is "I Can't Remember His Name". He's standing between "Prof. Harry Potter" and "The Surprisingly-Not-Gay One".

As a nine-year-old girl, I thought such gems like "Hangin' Tough" maintained high artistic value.  I was an idiot.  That's what most nine-year-olds are.  

Now, imagine if favorite music proclamations haunted you wherever you went. Like tattoos. Only with tattoos, you may have to pretend your bad decisions are still relevant.

Charlie Sheen, Tiger (Blood), Winning