July 7, 2011

Thoughts Currently In Orbit

"Sweet 'stache, Man"
"Thanks, Bro."
I was thinking about the Golden Girls which led me to think of Magnum, P.I. and Tom Selleck's famous mustache.  I immediately had the image of his nose sitting right above all that hair and how he just smells it all day.

That reminded me of my high school Fine Arts teacher and his coffee-stained 'stache.  He had thick, white mustache hair, but it was stained yellowish-brown in the curved shape of his coffee mug.  Yeah, it's disgusting to think about.  Enjoy!

There should be a dry shampoo product for men to comb through their mustaches after drinks and meals.  Why bother with deodorant or toothpaste or mints or cologne when you sport a dirty (thick) mustache?






"All those missing women accidentally drowned in the pool."
I feel sorry for anyone who shares the common name of Casey Anthony. 

I also worry Casey Anthony will get pregnant again, because she likes the attention she gets from others during a pregnancy.  

I hold out hope that she won't on the basis that she clearly dislikes the attention that another autonomous human being may take away from her when old enough to do so. 








I came this close to publishing a "free" article about Facebook the other day, just because I had it ready to go.


Procrastination paid off, because now Yahoo! News has offered to pay me for an article about a recent news topic and, thanks to Facebook hooking up with Skype this week, I have one.


It feels good to be lazy.








I would if I could...
These sweet pups are waiting for a permanent home.

Mets fan? Probs.
48 lbs of sweetness




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